What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

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What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe