Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

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How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

What goes after USA?

USB.

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

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Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout