Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

Whats the difference between Genders and The Twin Towers?

There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

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What was the precursor to USB?

USA

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.