Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

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How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in

What country is next to USA?

USB.

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.