How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

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How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

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How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl