Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!