Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

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Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Why was Leia disappointed on her wedding night?

Han shot first.

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Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

What's the difference between pizza and a black guy?

The pizza can feed a family