Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

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What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

How do you make sure you have the best space party for your kid?

You planet early.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.