Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

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What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.