Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

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It's too mainstream

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.