Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.