Usb Jokes

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What country is next to USA?

USB.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

What do you call a bee from US?

USB

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What was the precursor to USB?

USA

How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in

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How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

What goes after USA?

USB.

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