Usb Jokes

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What country is next to USA?

USB.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

What do you call a bee from US?

USB

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

What was the precursor to USB?

USA

How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in

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How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

What goes after USA?

USB.

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Somebody had an idea.

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They say he made a mint.

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Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression

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They just don't believe in labels.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

How do you lower the crime rate?

Give the criminals badges.

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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.