What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

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What do you call a bee from US?

USB

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America?

Mmmm. Move Over."

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What does a bee from Asia do?

Nepallinates flowers.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !