Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.