Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!