Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.