Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

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Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

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Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

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What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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