Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

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Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

removed

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

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Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

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Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

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What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

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Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

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How does Amazon Mexico pay its employees?

In Jeff Pesos.

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.