What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

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Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

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Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

What's a baker's biggest fear?

Something going a-rye while they're raisin' bread.

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What do you call a lazy baker?

A loafer...

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.