Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

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Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

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What do they call a Polish astronomer?

Copernicus.

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie