Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married. (I'll see myself out).

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

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How do you break a Polish man's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

How do you call a spiritually significant Polish guy?

Totem Pole.

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Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh