Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

What country has many sugar?

sweetzerland

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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What do you call the shiniest people?

Polish

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie

Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract