Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What do you call a black brick with three holes in it?

A polish bowling ball.

Polish Person Jokes More Polish Person Jokes

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie