Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

What was the name of the Polish limo driver?

Piccop Andropoff.

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What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie