Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

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How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

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What do you call a Polish airplane?

A Jet-ski.

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh