Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh
It didn't like being double crossed.
I replied "No, she's not that ugly"
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.
Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense
You would rise and shine.
Put it in water
Because opposite poles attract
A Rollie Pollie
A new last name
