What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

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What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

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What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.