Stew Jokes

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

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What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

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Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

Simpson Jokes More Simpson Jokes

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons?

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

He wanted Mark Antony !

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

A: She was beside herself.

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd