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Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Stew!
A 3 legged cow
Cows-mopolitan!
The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!
They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
You jump from the 1st one.
Your family has impeccable taste.
She won't swallow
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."
An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!
In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
If there were one more it would be two-farty!
Because one more bean would be too farty.