Stew Jokes

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

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What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

Simpson Jokes More Simpson Jokes

What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons?

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Norwegian Jokes More Norwegian Jokes

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What are the famous last words of a redneck?

Hey ya'll, watch this!"

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.