What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons?

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!