What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons?

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.

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What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts