What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

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Norwegian Jokes More Norwegian Jokes

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

Baby Seal Jokes More Baby Seal Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...