What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

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Norwegian Jokes More Norwegian Jokes

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

Baby Seal Jokes More Baby Seal Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...