What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

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Norwegian Jokes More Norwegian Jokes

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

Baby Seal Jokes More Baby Seal Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...