What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

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Norwegian Jokes More Norwegian Jokes

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

Bad at golf?

Join the club.

Baby Seal Jokes More Baby Seal Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...