The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

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How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What is the best part of a Jonestown joke?

The punchline

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What is your Problem?

Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

Udp Jokes More Udp Jokes

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?