The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What's a boxers favorite joke?

Punchline.

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What did one math book say to the other math book?

You've got problems.

Udp Jokes More Udp Jokes

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.