The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What did the dyslexic traveller say when he arrived at an unknown station?

Whoops, wrong sub.

What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Udp Jokes More Udp Jokes

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.