I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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Hi sugar

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What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

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I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?