I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

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What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

What joke did drake get when talking to diddy?

The punchline

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.