I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

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When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

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A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

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I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?