Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

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What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!