Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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A wake-up call!

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

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What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.