Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.

Why can't Emma Watson ever play Hermione Granger again?

Cos once you go black, you never go back.

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!