Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

Syrian Jokes More Syrian Jokes

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im