Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

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What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The new york Jets