Islamic Jokes

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

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How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow?

A moo-slim.

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The new york Jets

What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism?

A Wahhobbyist.

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

Which is an Islamic trait?

A.heading B.heading C.heading

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

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What do you call an Islamic pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries?

Haram Baes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What do you call an Islamic cow?

A Mooslim

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

What do you call an Islamic mosquito?

A 'mosque-ito'.

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

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Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

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The closing of the Borders.

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Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

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Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

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In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

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Christians pay for their sins