Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

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What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis