What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

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What do you call an Islamic pilot?

A pilot, you racist.

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before