What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

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What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries?

Haram Baes

How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

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What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.