What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

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Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Skydiver Jokes More Skydiver Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.