What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters

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What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

What do you call a skinny, Islamic cow?

A moo-slim.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

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What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

Why are the landmarks in Paris quarantined?

Because they are parasites