What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

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What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .