What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

Whack Jokes More Whack Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

Skydiver Jokes More Skydiver Jokes

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters