What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters