What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What are golfers afraid of?

The bogey monster

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What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters