What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

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What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

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What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.