What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

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What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What did the blonde's dentist find?

A: Teeth in the cavity.

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What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth