What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware factory?

To get a tight seal.

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.