What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

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What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

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How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.