Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!