Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

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Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.