Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens