Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

Previous Random Joke Next

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.