Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

How do you split Rome in half?

You use a pair of caesars.

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.