What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

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What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.