What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism?

A Wahhobbyist.

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

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What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin