What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ?

Because there is no try.

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How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Why did Batman go to the corner store?

FOR JUST ICE

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How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.