What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

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What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

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Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

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Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

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What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica?

A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out.