What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Who was the funniest Communist?

Roflmao

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Which race is the most racist?

The human one.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution..... (I'll show myself out)

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.