What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.