What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Who is the communist leader of r/Jokes ?

Chairman Lmao

What do you call a frozen Communist?

A hammer and pop-sickle

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When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo... LOL

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.