What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.