What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.