What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

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What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."