What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

What do a communist and a nihilist have in common?

It's all the same to them

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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

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Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

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Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.