What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you call a frozen Communist?

A hammer and pop-sickle

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

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When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

How do you get whole race to hate you?

Blow up the finish line. (I figured 2 years was long enough)

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What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx