What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

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What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

What do you call a communist video streaming service?

Niet-flix.

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"

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What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

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What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"