What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

How does batman store energy?

In BATteries

Positive Jokes More Positive Jokes

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.