What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Positive Jokes More Positive Jokes

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....