What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

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What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.