What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

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Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

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Watt-er

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What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.