What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

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What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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It's already run out of battery.

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What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.