What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Positive Jokes More Positive Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....