How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.