How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.