How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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How often do you use algebra?

Equationally.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

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Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!