How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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What does a negatively charged particle do when it gets excited?

It gets an erectron.

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

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Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA