How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery