How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

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Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree