What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail?

Collared Greens'

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What do hip pigs call their ladies?

Fine swine.

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.