What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

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What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who's that running?

Not Tom

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.