What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im