What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes