One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.
Cheez It!
A school.
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
The D
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
The High Five
A pedometer
