What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.