What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run through a campsite?

Because you ran when it's past tents.

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.

What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.