Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What do you call it when the stars align for a mustard thief?

A Gulden's opportunity.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.