Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Astronomer Jokes More Astronomer Jokes

What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."

How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.