Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

Why do ladies prefer 77 over 69?

Because it's eight more.

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What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

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Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.

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What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.