What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

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What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues?

An insecurity guard

What is an astronomer?

A night watchman with a college education.

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How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars