What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

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Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.