What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

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What's the difference between fancy food and military food?

Fancy food is delicious, but military food is deliciousir!

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.

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How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

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A pigment of your imagination.

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Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.