What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

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What's the opposite of Kathmandu?

Dogwomandon't.

What is the opposite of a Predator?

a Postdator

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Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!