Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.