Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

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What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.