How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

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How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

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What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

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Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona

Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

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How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.