How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

Why did the train sound effect album get derailed?

The tracks were unfinished.

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!