How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison?

a free radical..

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What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper