What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

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What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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What do you get when you squash a bungalow?

A flat!

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.