What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

Previous Random Joke Next

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.