What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on?

squash*

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.