Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

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Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

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When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.