Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

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What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

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What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...