What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Why are people so impressed with voice control?

Women have been around for 100,000 years

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

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What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.