What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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Because there's a clock on the stove.

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What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

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They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/