What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

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What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

What is the difference between homeless people and feminists?

Sometimes the homeless get change.

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Why do feminists always complain about video games?

Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

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What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.