What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

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Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar