How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon GO.

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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

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Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!