How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call a Redhead who dyes her hair Blonde?

TransGinger

What do you call five blondes in a pool?

Air bubbles.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.