Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

What was he charged with?

Indie-cent exposure.

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What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.