Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Previous Random Joke Next

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Why did the banker bee go to prison?

Embuzzlement!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Energizer Bunny Jokes More Energizer Bunny Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery