Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What does prison have in common with biology?

Cell culture.

Why should you be afraid of a white guy in prison?

Because you know he's guilty

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

Energizer Bunny Jokes More Energizer Bunny Jokes

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.