Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...