Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

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Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.