Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

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Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn