Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

Because they kept saying "Bach, bach, bach"

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!