Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn