Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

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Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

What was Mozart's first movement?

His bowels.

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.